And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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