the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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