she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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