But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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