You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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