I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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