Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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