Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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