idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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