The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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