I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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