dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize