OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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