we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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