So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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