weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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