if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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