Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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