I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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