big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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