i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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only you would photoshop your dick
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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