Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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