kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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