btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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