I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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