I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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