i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
The struggles of a small town man whore
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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