Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
If I die, sorry about rent.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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