I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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