no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize