Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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