I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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