i don't plan on having that self control this summer
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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