spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
