Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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