I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i now understand why vodka
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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