that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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