i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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