I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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