Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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