Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
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