i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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