can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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