You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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