I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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