Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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