Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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