i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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