Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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