I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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