I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
soo... how was my night?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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