Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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