Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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