yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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