Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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