I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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