it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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